Easter Chant

Dedicated to Seth “Peg-Leg” Wedge.

Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny.

Yolk!

Broken yoke no joke slowpoke, go soak poultry ova for faux-holy folk!

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Shell!

Come out (egg bunny) Come out (egg bunny blood oh god) wherever you (eggbunnybloodrunsredoneggrunnybunny no) ARE!

EGG. BUNNY. EGG. BUNNY.

Dashed upon the rocks!

TED BUNDY. TED BUNDY.

A plight of a blight of a pox!   

Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny. Egg. Bunny.

Twat!

Hahahaha!!!! Have a totally happy (or should I say hoppy?!!) Easter everybody!!! Think safe! Drive with the utmost confidence! Don’t gorge till ya bust but drool if you must! And remember

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