My Most Animal Is Radish!

Bloganuary writing prompt
What is your favorite animal?

My radish is my most animal because it lives in a crisper drawer inside of refrigerator where it makes very shallow breath. Like whispers it sounds. It has blue and green fur and stays very soft inside. I name him Candle because he brings light to my life but not too much. It is not a very bright radish but nor am I. I place a glove on my finger and when I touch Candle it purrs like a lizard. Because of this I would never eat radish even though I know that is common in some areas. Not for me!

Published by Hank Kirton

Hank Kirton is a solitary, cigar-smoking cretin.

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