Haggis finally realized he was engaging in head-injury behavior and returned the platypus Beanie Baby to the bar before it got damaged. It was a squishy purple thing and Ray the bartender was overprotective about it. Imagine, a 47-year-old man fretting over a silly plush-thing manufactured for children by children. According to Haggis, Ray’s obsessionContinue reading “The Constant Swallow of Time”
Crumbling Asphalt 